yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country


u deserve a nice boy who texts u back and buys u tacos and doesn’t kiss other girls behind ur back and who makes u laugh and thinks ur funny

"We don’t down bottles of vodka for “fun” we do it to drown our sorrows and numb the pain we feel from missing someone who doesn’t miss us back. We drink to burn out the memories of the way things used to be and the people we once were. But ironically, those people are the only things we remember when we’ve sipped vodka to the point of no return." - I can’t stop drowning myself in liquor with no remembrance of last night (via unpoeticheartbreak)
"It hurt, but I still stayed." - Six Word Story #23  (via myfilthysecret)

(Source: absentions)

"I’m an adult, but not like a real adult" -

anyone between the ages of 18 and 25 (via prettyboystyles)

Amen to this

(via blissful-tomorrows)


just so we’re clear if i ever become famous you guys totally have my 100% permission to use me to get back at any bitches who teased you in school like im not even kidding just send me a message with your situation and i will fly my ass out to your high school reunion or whatever and be your +1 and we can regale all the bitches with the fantastic stories of our foolhardy adventures and THEY WILL NEVER KNOW


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my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression 


Wednesday, July 30, 2014 - Candice Swanepoel leaving a Michael Kors charity photoshoot in Manhattan’s Tribeca district.
"I gave wrong people the right pieces of me." - (via cashttp)

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